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LousyNick
Over 90 days ago
South Africa

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Shark Day: The Devil, the Deep Blue Sea, and the Dizziness worse than Death

Just a little story about the day I found out there are worse things than killer sharks.

I am not a naturally brave man. I don't, as a general rule, go out of my way to put myself in dangerous situations – or even ones that I'll find very uncomfortable. But I rarely refuse a dare. That's how I've found myself bungy jumping or skydiving despit...

Future Fairy Tales: Rapunzel and the Rumpled Snakeskin Jacket

The vengeance of a princess scorned is more than any troll can handle...

Once upon a time to come, there lived a princess named Rapunzel. And she was renowned for her beauty, as well as her heart and purity. In all the land, and in all the pages of the celebrity magazines and blogs and all over the world, her people loved her....

Fast Life: An Ode To Speeding Fines

Ah, the humble speeding fine. You pop up in my life so often, I figured you deserved some poetry...

I drive too fast sometimesit's truemuchtoomuchtoomuchtoomuchtoofastI have the papers to prove itlittle slips of black and pink and whitefilled with numbersfiguresproofThey showi had somewhere else to be urgentlySomewhere elseanywhere but here(or there)So...

SuperVillainy: The Incredible Adventures of Mister Impossible, Evil Mastermind

Every good supervillain deserves to have a blog to let off some steam...and launch his next scheme.

This is the personal blog of the ineffably, inestimably awesome Mister Impossible, Super-villain First Class, Mad Scientist, Master of Malevolent Magic, Soon-To-Be Master of The Universe. The views expressed by the author do not reflect the views of the T...

Future Fairy Tales: Goldilocks

In the future, fairy tales are going to get weird - here's a little preview.

Once upon a time in a land not so far away there lived a beautiful little girl. And her eyes were sometimes blue and sometimes green, but her hair was always golden, and her friends (of which there were very many) called her Goldilocks. And Goldilocks was...