King Clawdius
Sometimes glory is all too fleeting…
Once upon a time there lived a tiny crab. Peeking from his modest hole, he found himself inside a majestic sandcastle, complete with moat and turrets. “Behold!” he proclaimed. “The sand gods finally giveth me the riches I deserve and crowned me King Clawdius!” He ruled over the seashells with an iron claw—for thirteen glorious minutes. Then, as the sun hid its face below the horizon, the enemy launched its attack. The tid...
