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Fox, Rat And Cat

A way cool band

Fox, Rat, And CatNow Felix was a cat,That hung out with a rat,The rats name, Scat Rat Lou.They formed a band duo,That was way out cool,And their fan base grew and grew.Felix, he played the skins,It was just for shits and grins,But man could he bang out a...

Roach and mosquito move inNot to mentionThe rat infestationAs I try to eradicateBut this houseIs in such a dilapidated conditionThe walls peeling offAs me look up on the ceilingIs a big eye and mineMake fournuh one rat(nuh means "Its")A peep through the c...