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Toaster Repair

After I finished, I sent an email to my friend, Stan. Here 'tis:

Hey, Stan! It is a good thing you called just when you did; had you been five minutes later, I would have just finished beating my 1950 Toastmaster to death with a big hammer, and throwing it into the trash. Over the past six months or so, it has been get...