Marrage Stories

ESA only sent married couples into space for these kinds of missions. Something about for better or for worse. Something about ‘til death do us part. We held the fate of the Earth in our hands. Our vow was not only to each other but to humankind as well. Paz and I traveled 91 million miles to get here, so far from Earth that it took eight minutes for a radio signal to reach there. We were suspended a ridiculous 315 miles...

A Gnome RhymeOne day I thought I’d take a walk, so I went down to the park.I hoped to see a Robin or Wren, or even a Meadow Lark.When suddenly I saw someone, appear before my eyes.It was a Gnome all dressed in black; of this, I tell no lies.I asked where he was going, and this is what he said.He told me from his wedding, of which he now has fled.I then asked what had happened, and why he ran away.He told me that his bride...