A Wisconsin Poem
Another winter storm warning...sheesh...It's winter in Wisconsin,And the gentle breezes blow,Seventy miles an hour,At thirty degrees below. Oh, how I love WisconsinWhen the snow's up to your butt,You take a breath of winter airAnd your nose is frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderfulSo I guess I'll hang around,I could never leave Wisconsin,'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!