The bathroom at my office is this narrow affair. Along one wall are sinks, then four urinals, and then six toilet stalls. The other wall was paper towels, trash containers, and dryers. The arrangement matters for this story. One day I was in the second stall when suddenly the earth shook. No, not an earthquake, but someone let loose a gaseous emission that shook the stall walls. It was absolutely phenomenal! From the...
Coming from within the kids' bathroom I heard the unmistakable sounds of children laughing, a pause, some low sounds that I could not quite make out from where I was, then the loud sound of laughter once more. Walking across the classroom, the low sounds became clearer, as a picture was painted as to what the children were doing in the bathroom when they were supposed to be getting changed after having some fun summer wat...
The old man coughedAnd thus were tossed Launched, then aloftAmid drops of spittle In flight, then alightUpon black and white With a clack and a clatterSkittering, then not Then stoppedIn a bathroom stall At the feet of oneWho had just begun To do his pieceWhen met with teeth.
I had a meeting in ten minutes and I really had to pee. In my haste, I practically ran to the bathroom stall. Quickly shutting the door, I set down, sighing with relieve as I began to pee. Upon finishing, I walked to the sink. As I looked in the mirror I noticed two men staring at me. I squealed, realizing I was in the men’s bathroom. I stammered my apology, explaining that I really had to pee. They just looked at me, lau...
A bracket that holds the steering wheel to the dash came loose. The convoy of military vehicles pulled over and waited for a mechanic to come and fix the problem. We were parked on the side of a freeway in Korea, just before twenty little tollbooths, along the side of a tall cement wall. Everything was gray, the freeway with its buzzing gray cars, the wall, the sky. The trucks were technically green, but they seemed gray...
"TILLY THE BATHROOM CAT" I have a cat and her name is Tilly Every day, she does something silly After enjoying a nice cool drink She takes a nap in the bathroom sinkShe loves to lay there all dayWhy she likes it so much, I can not say. I grab my toothbrush, from underneath I really need to brush my teeth But this is a problem, I have to say How do I brush my teeth with a cat in the way?
