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The Wang-wang-pede

If you go down to the beach today, you're in for a big surprise...

A wang-wang-pede rose from 'neath the seaAnd sclobbered towards the beachOn seven and twenty tenticlawsWith a retching craw-craw screechHe flared his squinty nostrilsThen snapped his clack-clack beakHis tenticlaws grabbed man and childAnd he slapped his g...

Masterful Tony Rode A Masterful Pony

What foul deeds will old Mrs Bunyons get up to this time?

Masterful Tony rode a masterful ponyThrough the streets of the small village fayreIt neighed and it brayedAnd clip-cloppity swayedWithout worry, nor hurry, nor care.Then old Mrs Bunyons, grabbed her sack of onionsAnd threw it on Tony's young backThe pony...

Randomness

WARNING - what follows is absolute rubbish, nonsense, gibberish etc... just sayin'...

Random rhymes: punchy, munchy scrunchy, bouncy, jiggly, hunchy, Loosely, widely, funky, Stinking, rotten, clunky * Save it. Saved. Is it any good? Unlikely, so... Don't get your hopes up - The answer is no * Not much is likely to be salvational - side not...

Open Windows, Open Season: Take Warning

Oh drat, it's THAT time of year again!

I make my point by tossing him out a window,He'd been warned when he entered the room,"You found your way in, you can find it back out,And if it isn't done quickly,From me you'll get a good clout."I repeated my warning twice over,Was he hard of hearing or...

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A to Z - More Nonsensical Rhyme

It is indescribable, and probably excruciatingly unbearable

Zip, slip, blip,Taunt, menace, tip,Catch, tie, toss,Ring, lie, lossScare, dare, fareFair? No!Fare!Sense, fence, dense,Ease, cheese, horse.Crouch, catch, cleave,Bend, snack, sneezeDip, dance, dare,Snippets, cats, hairBalls, bells, derisive claimsnaught rhy...

Emphatery - a contentious word, put to good use

Emphatery: adjectival form of emphasis, decided by me - unknown til now, but nonsense rules

Slap dash,Dip smash,Bend low,Just don't go.Eat cakes,Go rake,Have tea,Come see me.Don't fret,Braid your pet.Moon is high,Tides are nigh.Forget about sense,Pay your rent.Floss your hair,Comb your teeth,Entwine your toes,Pinch your nose.Sense you ask?Too ha...

What will be will be. What will not will not. The past foretells the future. The present is ever lost. Tomorrow we will set out. Tomorrow will send us home. Regrets we have in numbers. Rue the past that's gone. These are merely trifling thoughts. They are...