A Professor enters his Philosophy class with unexpected supplies for this lecture. He has a chicken, a time machine, and a hotplate. “Professor, what is all that for?” a student asks. “Today’s Lecture is Going to be about the Concept of Time. Observe!” The professor then proceeds to put the chicken into the time machine and turns the dial back. For what felt like seconds later for them at least, years had passed for the c...
The light in the tavern is dim. 14th century Britains don't expect any better. Gobbo peers at Zoppo, not minding that he can't see him well. “So,” asks Gobbo, “is this the Great Plague or the Black Death?” “Who gives a swive,” says Zoppo. “Some historians say the term Black Death wasn't invented till later but what do they know? What we know is folks are dying like flies, which gives us work, humping corpses into carts an...
Three men had been friends for most of their lives, from elementary school through college. They had even been working at the same firm since graduation. In their late twenties, they decided to go on vacation together to a remote tropical resort. Their names were Dave, Jimmy, and Roland. On the third morning of their vacation, they decided to go jogging on the beach. As the three friends ran along the edge of the surf, Ji...
This story only available on Stories Space. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.Once upon a time, the Princess of Black Onyx Tower and the Little Fat Fairy decided to go for a walk."Where shall we go?" asked the Little Fat Fairy."Let us go along the Porridge Estuary, towards the village of Abbots Bourbon," replied the Princess.And so, the Princess of Black Onyx Tower and the Little Fat Fairy began walking....
The day was good. I think it was Friday, or perhaps Thursday, but either way, the whole day was amazing... Until the very end. The bell had rung and I was walking to the stairs when I heard a guy from my grade (he was on the bench in the Senior section upstairs) exclaim, "I'm gonna jump!" Now, that bit freaked me out and I turned, but he got down off that bench and he laughed. That fucking asshole laughed. Sure, let's all...
Dreamcatcher, Larry, wrote a story last month ‘I’m Arnold Palmer’ which reminded me of a joke; Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day. They approached a par three hole where the green was located on an island in a large pond. The green was accessed by a long pathway from the left side of the green to the shore. It was a fairly long shot from the tee to the green across the pond. Needless to say, a lot of golf balls wer...
Even though you can't (or just don't) see this...I miss youI dont eat right anymoreI dont sleep right anymoreI dont do a lot of things right anymoreI dont tell anybody, why botherwords spread like a virus with multiple hostsI'm happy as far as they know...and that's the way I like itI'm happyI tell jokesI smileI laughBut it would take an impossible number of peopleto truly understand the gravity of the fact that you arent...
