Chapter 2 Hide the body.“Lilly!" Scrotum shouted while panicking, “How long will it take the cleaning bot to clean this mess up?”“I’m sorry sexy ass. I am not programmed to move dead bodies.”Scrotum rushed over and picked up the dead woman, “Now you clean...
Captain Scrotum and the SS ThrustThe year is 2462, and the earth is dead. What was left of its population spread through the heavens looking for a new home. Of course, once they left earth they found out they weren't alone in the universe. The rest of the...
“ Zander.....the continuing Saga!”Well, it's been over a month since we adopted Zander, a very interesting month if I may say so.....and I do! So I'm thinking you need an update on his progress. During his second week, he grew more feathers on his wings a...
Alexander aka Zander Week One It was the beginning of June, actually June 6th when he came into our life. I was in the office going over my email when Ed entered the house and announced, “There's a young Magpie just behind the house, must have just fallen...
Shooting Blanks By Ray Bentley I started to really doubt myself that morning when I went about the task of shaving. No, I’m not talking about your normal morning shave. The pre-surgery instruction specifically stated the patient was required to shave the...
How long is enough?As I sit here waitingThe clock on the wall Saying tick tock, tick tockMy fingers tapping in rhythmTap, tap, tapWaiting, waiting, waitingWhen will it stop?The faucet starts to dripDrip, drip, dripEvery sound magnifiedAs I sit here waitin...
I see you, my mouth goes dry. It's wrong I know, you belong to another. I can't help myself, I need you. I take you into my room and lay you on the bed. I hover over you, as I lick my lips. You look divine and I can't wait to have you in my mouth. I th...
Can anybody tell me just what is so special about cucumber sandwiches? You know those dainty, crustless smelly little things you sometimes get at parties? I loathe cucumbers. I loathe brussel sprouts more though but that's another story I will write somet...
Imagine how funny it would be if a woman called Jaffa, married a man with the surname Cake. I have a problem with that. Not because it might be misconstrued as racist, because that’s just stupid. It’s just a name! No, what I do have a problem with, is tha...
I’m gonna smoke a bong,wearing a thong,then sing a song.Thong Bong Song, it shall be named,and after that, I shall be blamedfor corrupting youth, but we all know the truth.They can’t be tamed,or I blamedfor their minds being maimed.They grew up twisted,th...
*Warning - This is not a complete story and there will be no conclusion posted on this website.* The famous and world-renowned scientist, C. Nile, has been making breakthroughs in the field of science for the last 80 years, creating such notable products...
I’m not a fan of plectra.I don’t find them all that electra.Or spectaculah.But this one,a jazzy wee plum,fit right between my finger and thumb.It made a noise,oh boy, oh boys!What a lovely noise.I played with it for more than a minuteI fell in love, innit...
Story of the Phonetic Alphabet and how it came to be… “I am the Alpha male!” shouted John as he waved his putter above his head, “Bravo” said… Charlie ironically, “If that is how we are ranking the round, I would be the Delta male” he joked… as John Echoe...
Big BubbaBy James GersbeckIt finally reached about noon when I had enough of the day’s boredom, and decided to call Phil up. My house was desolate anyway and I needed to either get out or do something that called me away from pointless masturbation and sc...
Hello Kitty hair bobbles, a torch, an arm thingy with a magnifier on it, sticks o’ RAM, rose quartz (raw and unpolished), solder, an amplifier module, various wires and a clock. That is what lies upon my bedside table. Most people just put the essentials,...
