LousyNick's Guide To Dancing Badly - Or Your Money Back
Get up offa that thing...and dance till you feel better. Alright, stop - hammertime!
Dancing. The very word fills many of us with terror, as we contemplate embarrassing ourselves in front of friends, acquaintances, enemies and total strangers by flailing around like drunken monkeys on Ritalin (although, to be fair, even drunken monkeys can be pretty agile, not to mention adorable - the same can't always be said of us tail-less primates). Sadly, no matter how much we may try to avoid it, we may eventually...