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Rumple_deWriter

A True Account of the All-Girl Catfight

Who fought, what about, who won, and why was he there?

It was a real hair-pulling, clothes tearing, head knocking, rolling in the dirt, screaming and hollering catfight between two high school girls. At issue was which one would get to be the, let’s just say, the latest flame of a guy by the name of Sonny Barnhill. It’s what they thought, anyway. That’s why I sat in a front row seat, enjoying the show but worrying about what might happen...Read On

Added: 17 Dec 2012 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.76 | Words: 1,599 | Tags: girls fighting  boy  young love  wedding   | 6 Comments

Jackson_Banks

Happy Ending

A man receives his first massage, and finds a happy ending (not THAT kind).

I generally do not like massages. There is something about a fully clothed stranger touching me while naked that resonates weird in my mind. It brings to mind the clinical setting of my doctor’s office instead of a relaxing environment. Masseuses also ask awkward questions; “What do you like?” and “What do you want me to work on?” in a coy manner. These inquiries remind me of the strip...Read On

Added: 18 Jun 2012 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.92 | Words: 1,396 | Tags: wife  marriage  anniversary  comedy  humor  massage  spa   | 8 Comments

Heel

Tight Place

I pulled out the note from my pocket and looked at the address my colleague had jotted down. It turned out that I’m about twenty meters from the place. The building was old, with crumbling stucco walls and a richly graffitied entrance. It was obvious though that it had once looked beautiful and memorable, probably sixty or seventy years ago. The entrance door creaked pitifully as I pressed...Read On

Added: 19 Mar 2013 | Category: Thriller | Avg Score: 4.33 | Words: 1,370 | Tags: lift  accident  stranger  sex  help  fear  injury   | 1 Comment

frogprince

My Fantasy First Date

This is what my fantasy for a first date would be after meeting on the internet.

It is Saturday and the day dawned full of promise. I was in a very romantic mood, which lately has been very frequent. I have been seeing a young lady who is a student at Stanford University. We had been emailing each other for a long time and had met for coffee and lunch. Her name is Lisa, 22 years old and a cute petite blond, with sparkling eyes and a wonderful smile. School was on...Read On

Added: 26 Nov 2012 | Category: Romance | Avg Score: 4.52 | Words: 2,463 | Tags: fantasy  first date  love story  internet   | 8 Comments

AlexH

'The Road' - Analysis

An analytical essay about Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road'

The prompt for this essay was, "Literature is often defined as any work that rewards a reader with some insight into an objective truth. Based on this definition, do you believe that The Road  is a piece of literature?" *********************************** Works which we, as a collective, remember with the most clarity are those that impart a new truth or truths to us. Be it profound...Read On

Added: 18 Feb 2013 | Category: Musings | Avg Score: 4.69 | Words: 1,275 | Tags: road  cormac  mccarthy  essay    

rantingsenior

Punctuation Puns

A proposal for a new form of humor.

I will state one unequivocal thing about my colonic: I hated it! Please note that we have a colon used in a sentence referencing a colonic. I humbly suggest that usage like this henceforth be called a punctuation pun---just a thought that dashed through my brain. “What are other examples of punctuation puns?” you might question markedly. How about: “There is no doubt. She missed...Read On

Added: 25 Feb 2013 | Category: Musings | Avg Score: 4.44 | Words: 168 | Tags: humor  grammar  puns  punctuation marks   | 6 Comments

Mark

This Could Be Love

Be careful who you open the door to...

This Could Be Love  In hindsight, I should probably have just turned her away there and then. However, you know how it is – no matter what sort of day you have, you just can’t turn away a devastatingly attractive woman on your front doorstep. Even when you know that she’s a professional assassin – and the reason you know this is that you hired her to kill your business partner less than...Read On

Added: 18 Oct 2010 | Category: Crime | Avg Score: 4.5 | Words: 2,597 | Tags: hitwoman  assassin  femme fatale  

The_Count

Halloween Humor

A True Story

This is a true story. The year was 1996 and I decide it was time to retire the Dracula costume and makeup that I had worn for so many years. Why the change? It seems whenever the topic of an upcoming Halloween party arose in conversation no one bothered to ask what I was going as. "Let me guess, you're coming as Dracula," they responded in bored voices. So I decided it was time to...Read On

Added: 09 Sep 2013 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 646 | Tags: halloween costume  different  cross dress   | 5 Comments

gurmeetmattu

Aunt Swapping

Aunts Replace Wives in Swapping Scene

A new fad is sweeping England , and it comes about as the institution of marriage falls in popularity. Because fewer couples are opting to get wed it consequently means that there are fewer opportunities to indulge in wife swapping and this is proved by the membership numbers of the UK ’s Confederation of Wife Swapping Societies which have fallen by 52% since 1984. With this healthy...Read On

Added: 29 Sep 2012 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 3.22 | Words: 558 | Tags: aunts  swapping  wives   | 4 Comments

DiVitto

Cannibal Buffet

It's dinnertime for the Unger's at their favorite restaurant, the Home Body Buffet

By DiVitto Kelly “I’m famished," proclaimed Bob Unger, eager to chow down with his wife and two children as they patiently waited to be seated at the restaurant. “Well, you’ve come to the right place,” replied the spunky brunette hostess, overhearing the hefty man wearing blue jeans and red checkered flannel shirt. “This way, sir.” The Home Body Buffet was a favorite dining jaunt...Read On

Added: 29 Apr 2014 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.8 | Words: 1,284 | Tags: family  restaurant  buffet  cannibals   | 5 Comments

AnnaMayZing

The Long Road Home. Chapter 25

"Save yourselves. Germany is finished. The Russians will kill...”

Krakow, January 15 th 1945   From time to time, news came through about the uprising in Warsaw. The stories that reached Maria and Katarina horrified them. Young, Polish men and women had risen up against the Germans. The word was that they had been expecting the Soviets to attack across the Vistula River but, to their dismay, their saviours did not advance but stopped where...Read On

Added: 30 Sep 2020 | Category: Drama | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 3,282 | Tags: nurses  ww2  krakow   | 5 Comments

The_Count

NightClub Stories

Some tales from the clubs I have worked

My stories about working nightclubs are sometimes too fantastic to believe, but as with all my stories they are from personal experiences. Working as a bouncer in a popular nightclub is not as glamorous as one would think Imagine that you are the only sober person at a large party. You can't drink or dance because you are at work, and every little altercation has the potential to escalate...Read On

Added: 13 May 2013 | Category: Memoirs | Avg Score: 3 | Words: 919 | Tags: bar  bartender  dancers  bouncer   | 3 Comments

Puppyjo

Is The Human Gene Pool Being Invaded?

Invasion of gene pool

Is The Human Gene Pool Being Invaded ? Is the human race tottering on the brink of an all out gene pool invasion? It would seem so, yes! When greatly respected Harvard Professors take the worldwide phenomenon of alien abduction seriously, and when these highly decorated researchers cite up to 3% of some populations being involved in unexplained paranormal seizure, and when they voice...Read On

Added: 11 Jun 2011 | Category: Musings | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 778 | Tags: aliens  mystery  nephalim     | 3 Comments

Kestrel36

Mirrors and Demons

There was a demon in my bathroom mirror, watching me...

There was a demon in my bathroom mirror. This was not one of those cartoon imps, with their chubby faces, and tiny horns. It was not the kind that waves its cute little pitchfork at you as it capers off to some daring, childish mischief. No, this one was a demon of the first degree. Its blood shot eyes stared through the glassy surface of the mirror, sharp teeth like tiny knives visible...Read On

Added: 08 Feb 2013 | Category: Horror | Avg Score: 4.43 | Words: 2,375 | Tags: demon  mirror  angel  darkness  light  murder     | 4 Comments

NinaKari

Forbidden Fantasy

Prologue My body shook with silent laughter as he ran his fingers down my back. He flipped me over and stared down at me adoringly. “God, you’re beautiful.” His voice was husky and smelt of cloves. He must have taken up smoking again. I didn’t answer him with words, though my lips said it all. He pulled away a little breathless and asked, “What time…what time are your parents expecting...Read On

Added: 13 Jun 2011 | Category: General | Avg Score: 4.33 | Words: 1,458 | Tags: teacher  student  relationship  love  boyfriend  bestfriend  missing   | 3 Comments

Rebellious_Soul

Snow White: The demonic truth...

I did this because I was bored... Discretion is advised, lol.

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Snow White. She was the sweetest, most innocent girl in the the whole realm and was considered the fairest of them all. She lived in the castle with her stepmother, the queen. One day, Snow went to see her stepmother, who was in her room brushing her hair. The queen stared into the mirror with gloomy eyes and softly whispered, “Mirror, mirror,...Read On

Added: 08 Mar 2013 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.95 | Words: 2,053 | Tags: schizophrenia  hallucinations  speculations   | 14 Comments

Mark

One Word

Just one word can change your life forever.

One Word    It was one of those things you say in the heat of the moment that, if you’re lucky, you get chance to regret. She looked at me with what I’d normally call bedroom eyes, sultry and dark with black lining and thick lashes. Realistically she was the type of woman you took home for one night and spent the rest of your life dreaming about; not the type you took home to present to...Read On

Added: 15 Oct 2010 | Category: Crime | Avg Score: 4.71 | Words: 1,986 | Tags: hitwoman  assassin  femme fatale   | 6 Comments

MissAdventure

Little Bird

A little bird's fragile heart is captured, but her songs are not enough

There was once a little bird and she lived free and explored the world. If someone offered her a crumb she would sing and fly for them to make them smile. Late one spring, she found someone who loved her songs and the shimmering sun on her wings so much he would come every day to his window with crumbs of cake to encourage her back. Some days she came, other days she flew around...Read On

Added: 27 Jan 2012 | Category: Fantasy | Avg Score: 4.83 | Words: 1,408 | Tags: fable  love  friendship  metaphor  moral  birds     | 4 Comments

magnificent1rascal

Bernard, a Very Brave Bear

Helping someone even when you're scared is the bravest act of all

Max was excited. Bubbie was coming over, and Mommy said she was bringing a surprise for him! He could barely wait to find out what it might be. He thought hard. Maybe it would be a toy truck or a new ball — or maybe even some Legos. Whatever it was, Max knew it would be great, because Bubbie always picked the best presents. After what seemed like hours and hours, Max finally heard...Read On

Added: 19 Dec 2012 | Category: Childrens | Avg Score: 4.81 | Words: 1,204 | Tags: grandson  grandmother  teddy bear  facing fears  max  bubbie  bernard   | 14 Comments

Poppet

Trust, A Broken Promise

What Does A Promise Mean To You?

A promise. What is a promise? What does it mean to you? Do you make them? Do you keep them? I think we all do. We all know them. We all make them. We all keep them. But then there is those who make them, and don’t keep them. No matter the reason, they find reasons not to keep them. Sometimes it can be out of their hands, sometimes to just break the promise. I wonder why some...Read On

Added: 11 May 2013 | Category: Musings | Avg Score: 4.94 | Words: 457 | Tags: hurt  promises  trust  lies     | 9 Comments

gypsy

Ephemeral VI - Adapted as a Play in One Act

Time itself is Ephemeral: Chapter VI - adapted as a one act stage play

Added: 15 May 2013 | Category: Plays | Avg Score: 4.38 | Words: 569 | Tags: ephemeral  bemused  communication  affection   | 4 Comments

AnnaMayZing

The Long Road Home. Chapter 26.

Katarina hugged her sister. “I'm sorry, Maria. I didn't mean to upset you. I...”

Neither Maria nor Katarina had any time to react before the office phone began to ring. Immediately, Katarina lifted the receiver. “Matron Langsdorff.” “Ah, Matron Langsdorff. This is Herr Frank's secretary. Please evacuate the hospital immediately. All the physically able patients must return to their units. Those who are not must be taken to the ambulances. All patient documentation must...Read On

Added: 15 Nov 2020 | Category: Drama | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 3,515 | Tags: ww2  history  poland   | 3 Comments

AnnaMayZing

The Nurses

On her Fifteenth Birthday, Katarina celebrates the first day of her adult life.

This is the first chapter of a book I have been working on. If you like it, please let me know in the comments box below. If not, then please say what you don't like in the same place. Thank you.     Berlin. April 9th, 1933: A New Day In the heart of the city, Katarina Langsdorf was waking to the start of a new day, a special day, for today was her fifteenth birthday.   It was...Read On

Added: 29 Sep 2015 | Category: Drama | Avg Score: 4.92 | Words: 2,916 | Tags: birthday  gift   | 12 Comments

TheWordWeaver

Story of the Phonetic Alphabet and how it came to be…

A intriguing, short passage that tells a story using the phonetic alphabet, in chronological order.

Story of the Phonetic Alphabet and how it came to be… “I am the Alpha male!” shouted John as he waved his putter above his head, “ Bravo ” said… Charlie ironically, “If that is how we are ranking the round, I would be the Delta male” he joked… as John Echo ed his laughter, he grabbed Charlie and swung him around... as if they were dancing the Foxtrot ! ...Read On

Added: 14 Apr 2014 | Category: Musings | Avg Score: 3.36 | Words: 530 | Tags: alphabet  phonetic  cliffhanger  mystery  adaptation  list  funny   | 4 Comments

DLizze

Oscar Has A Hairy Old Ass

All you need to know for the Engineering License Examination.

I graduated college with a BS in Geography. As “they” are wont to say, “That and a buck will get you a cup of coffee.” Sure enough, it didn’t get me a job, so I went to work as an automobile mechanic. After four years of twisting wrenches, and being sick and tired of never having clean hands, or feeling really clean all over, I decided to look for other gainful employment. Perusing the...Read On

Added: 30 May 2013 | Category: Memoirs | Avg Score: 3.63 | Words: 1,217 | Tags: engineering  mathematics  working   | 4 Comments

DiVitto

Stiletto Hell

These shoes have an evil sole.

Richard Bailey dashed into the bathroom and slammed the door shut, locking it. He trembled as he reached for his cell phone, dialing the appropriate three-digit number before dropping it on the tile floor; luckily it didn’t break. “Come, come on,” he screamed. “Answer the phone! Hello?” “Chatham Police, what is your emergency?” said the female voice, cool and firm. “I’m getting...Read On

Added: 30 Apr 2014 | Category: Horror | Avg Score: 4.56 | Words: 2,400 | Tags: stiletto  shoes  horror  humor  attack     | 5 Comments

frogprince

Life of a Nauga

Did you ever wonder where Naugahyde came from? Wonder no more.

We have all heard of Naugahyde. It was used in upholstering custom cars in the 1960’s and 1970’s. But does anyone know where it comes from? Does it come from an animal? Where does it live? What does it eat? How is it gathered? I have wondered about these things for years. After extensive research and hunting of historical and agricultural archives I think I have pieced together the ‘Life of...Read On

Added: 16 Jan 2013 | Category: Musings | Avg Score: 4.79 | Words: 1,070 | Tags: animals  history  discovery  humor  satire  pure fiction   | 13 Comments

Daalmonette1980

If you go into the woods...

Be careful what you wish for

She wiped another tear from her face. Alone in the woods she let them fall freely. Her weeping soft but her pain felt harshly. Leaves filtered the sunlight that dappled the path. Tisha loved the fact no one and nothing else was here, but her. Tucking a piece of her dark hair behind her ear Tisha reached in her pocket and pulled out the note. It was a break-up letter from her long...Read On

Added: 28 Jul 2011 | Category: Horror | Avg Score: 4.83 | Words: 650 | Tags: creepy  woods  short stories   | 4 Comments

Anulal

The Boy with One Eye

If someone calls you insane or dissident or strange, it is just that they are half blind

Once, a boy was asked by his mother, what he wanted to become in his life. He said—a writer. The mother laughed. But seeing the boy’s expressions firm and eyes in flames, she said; “Well, you sure, that is what you want to do? Writers are all insane. They always smoke and drink. They live with many women. They are nasty creatures and governments hunt them.” The boy looked sad. And...Read On

Added: 20 Feb 2013 | Category: Drama | Avg Score: 4.5 | Words: 1,507 | Tags: story  boy  mother  girl  himalaya  writer  dream   | 10 Comments

Daisy

A Little Fat Fairy Tale (Part One)

A tale of ugliness, beauty, loss and love.

Once upon a time, there was a little fat fairy. She was a short, squat, roly-poly puddin’ and pie fairy, with a little brown mop of hair, a rounded potato nose, a wobbly tummy, and fat little arms and legs that made her look like a Dandelion Clock with tapered limbs. (It must be pointed out here that the Dandelion Clocks always took exception to that description, as they were much more...Read On

Added: 30 Apr 2012 | Category: Childrens | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 3,753 | Tags: ugly  lonely  beauty  friend  tears  daisy  fairy   | 9 Comments